pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

(via bootyandme)


5soss-life:

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

there’s always that one…

5soss-life:

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

there’s always that one…

(via hatachi-deshita)


cheethos:

I want to cry and laugh.

(via glutenfreeadventuretime)


zamotdredhart:

Now that is prank dedication

(via glutenfreeadventuretime)


jonsabillon:

how I flirt

jonsabillon:

how I flirt

(via finn-theheroguy)


the-chaos-around-me:

i’ve probably reblogged this before but I literally lived 3 ft away from this last year so I’ll reblog it again.

the-chaos-around-me:

i’ve probably reblogged this before but I literally lived 3 ft away from this last year so I’ll reblog it again.

(via glutenfreeadventuretime)


iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

(via liamdryden)



youngstero:

enigmaticxxvi:

youngstero:

do you think nut companies whose nuts are given out on planes are highly respected in the nut community or are they like the losers

♕(≧◡≦) EnigmaticXXVI - Fashion, Art, & Enlightenment (≧◡≦)♕

ok but which is it?


joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via 10knotes)


lolsomeone-actually:

monstrologist:

officalsquidward:

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

"can you feel it mr krabs?"

"I know you are but what am I"

"Fuck her right in the pussy"

(via fanybear)


peep-toe-shoes:

hahahahahaha

(via 10knotes)


foreverindreamlandd:

"Conceal, don’t feel."

(via jackhoward)


pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(via glutenfreeadventuretime)


methhomework:

ed sheeran is so silly

methhomework:

ed sheeran is so silly

(via fanybear)