sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

(via evocatave)

blufemmedic:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

So that’s why I keep trying to sneak into people’s houses.

(via lookingfortheperks)

arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

(via lookingfortheperks)